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🎅 Ho ho ho! I'm on my way to bring lots of Christmas cheer to all the wonderful people in Gnosall!
🎅 Stop by your window – I might be waving as I pass your street!
🎅 What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Frostbite!
🎅 Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to be trimmed!
It needed to be trimmed!
🎅 Is that the smell of Christmas cookies? You're making me hungry!
🎅 What do elves use to take photos?
An elfie stick!
An elfie stick!
🎅 Ho ho ho! I see some very excited children waiting for Christmas morning!
🎅 Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it's Decembrrrrrr!
Because it's Decembrrrrrr!
🎅 Ho ho ho! Christmas magic is filling the air as we visit Gnosall!
🎅 What's every elf's favourite music?
Wrap music!
Wrap music!
🎄 The sound of sleigh bells means we're getting closer to your house!
🎄 What do you call Santa stuck in Gnosall traffic? A sleigh-jam!
🎅 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
Frosted flakes!
🎁 Have you been naughty or nice? I'm checking my list – twice!
🎅 What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Rude-olph!
Rude-olph!
🎅 What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
An abdominal snowman!
🎅 What’s Santa’s favourite Gnosall landmark?
St Lawrence Church – he says it’s heavenly!
St Lawrence Church – he says it’s heavenly!
🎅 Ho ho ho! I'm on my way to bring Christmas cheer to all in Gnosall!
🎅 Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soot-s him!
Because it soot-s him!
🎅 What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsellitis!
Tinsellitis!
🎅 Why does Rudolph love flying over Gnosall?
The lights here outshine his nose!!
The lights here outshine his nose!!
🎅 Look out for my sleigh – the reindeer are shining bright tonight!
🎅 How do sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
Fleece Navidad!
🎅 Why was the turkey at the Christmas party so shy?
Because it was stuffed!
Because it was stuffed!
🎄 Rudolph is leading the way, and we're loving your festive lights!
🎅 What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
Do you smell carrots?
🎅 How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”!
By riding an “icicle”!
🎅 Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Because they always drop their needles!
Because they always drop their needles!
🎅 What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
A cookie sheet!
🎁 Don't forget to leave out the mince pies... I'm getting hungry!
🎅 What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack!
He gives them the sack!
🎅 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Gnosall Xmas party?
He had no body to go with!
He had no body to go with!
🎅 Rudolph's nose is shining so bright tonight – we're on track!
🎅 What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
Santa Pause!
🎅 Why did Santa go to music school?
To improve his wrapping skills!
To improve his wrapping skills!
🎅 The reindeer are galloping through the frosty air – what a magical night!
🎅 What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish!
Elfish!
🎅 Why was the Christmas math book so worried?
It had too many problems!
It had too many problems!
🎅 What's Santa's favourite kind of crisps?
Kringle-cut!
Kringle-cut!
🎅 I love seeing the twinkling lights of Gnosall from up here!
🎅 What’s Santa’s fave Christmas song in Gnosall?
Deck the lanes with bales of holly!
Deck the lanes with bales of holly!
🎅 How does a reindeer clean its house?
With a hoof and a puff!
With a hoof and a puff!
🎅 Ho ho ho! Don't forget to go to bed early – Christmas morning is coming soon!
🎅 What did Santa say to the naughty pencil?
You're getting written off!
You're getting written off!
🎅 Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer!
Because they were two deer!
🎅 What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
Moo-ry Christmas!
Moo-ry Christmas!
🎅 How do you know Santa is good at karate?
He has a black belt in chimney diving!
He has a black belt in chimney diving!
🎅 Why did the elves ask the turkey to join their band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Because he had the drumsticks!
🎅 What do you call Domino the cat that lives by the Memorial Hall at Christmas?
Santa Claws!
Santa Claws!
🎅 Why did the cracker go to the doctor?
It was feeling a bit crummy!
It was feeling a bit crummy!
🎅 What kind of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas!
Toy-otas!
🎄 Mrs Claus says hi! She's busy wrapping presents at the North Pole.
🎅 What's Santa's favourite subject in St. Lawrence School?
Chim-nastics!
Chim-nastics!
🎅 What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Baaa humbug!
Baaa humbug!
Santa will be starting from the Navigation Inn at 4.30pm along with his helpers who will be collecting donations for Gnosall Best Kept Village. Every little bit of loose change makes a big difference. Thank you :)Please note that we cannot guarantee every personalised message will be shown on the Santa Tracker, even though Santa will try his very best!